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    whootsies:

    pookie-is-a-corewhore:

    whootsies:

    factualromance:

    whootsies:

    aperture-dragonfly:

    geggidy:

    pookie-is-a-corewhore:

    rubitinmyeyes:

    redzdoodlez:

    ((All in good fun))

    MORE FACTS

    FINGERNAILS GROW FOUR TIMES FASTER THAN TOENAILS

    oh shut up Craig you know you want us ;D

    that seriously makes me uncomfortable… and not in a good way

    I don’t have a gif to express my discomfort

    Oh, and the sheer amount of hate

    Aww, is this your first experience with self-shipping?  Poor baby.

    QQ moar.

    Haha, no, it’s not, love. It’s always disgusted me. Whichever fandom I’m in, doesn’t matter. Of course, I’ve run across a couple of you lonely little bastards in other fandoms, and you’re all the same, really.

    Although, I admire your audacity. A lot of the self-shippers I come across have an ounce of shame (I’m sure you’ve never had that problem, though, with shame) in them, and they actually hide it; keep it to themselves and their creepy little fantasies that they play out in their minds while masturbating.

    So, good for you.

    Hahhaa, oh, you.

    Because, yes, we are so serious about this self shipping thing, right?  You silly haters.

    It seems kind of serious when I’m checking out my tracked tags and there’s some nsfw shit in there.

    It really darkens my day when I sit there and feel pity for someone who’s so lonely, they have to ship themselves with a fictional character.

    But hey, if it’s what you get off to, ship away. I suppose.

    I’d really appreciate it if this argument stopped soon- I keep seeing my pictures on my dash and knowing it started a fight upsets me.

    Source: redzdoodlez

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    Factual Sphere: pookie-is-a-corewhore: spacedoesnotexist: pookie-is-a-corewhore:... →

    thingsareabouttogetrealmessy:

    spacedoesnotexist:

    whootsies:

    thingsareabouttogetrealmessy:

    Ya need savin’, Peaches?

    Justice prevails.

    depends on what they want doin’

    Source: redzdoodlez

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    Factual Sphere: pookie-is-a-corewhore: spacedoesnotexist: pookie-is-a-corewhore:... →

    whootsies:

    thingsareabouttogetrealmessy:

    Ya need savin’, Peaches?

    Justice prevails.

    Source: redzdoodlez

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    pookie-is-a-corewhore:

    spacedoesnotexist:

    pookie-is-a-corewhore:

    spacedoesnotexist:

    pookie-is-a-corewhore:

    factualromance:

    redzdoodlez:

    pookie-is-a-corewhore:

    rubitinmyeyes:

    redzdoodlez:

    ((All in good fun))

    MORE FACTS

    FINGERNAILS GROW FOUR TIMES FASTER THAN TOENAILS

    oh shut up Craig you know you want us ;D

    Craig… shhhh.  Shhhhh.  Just come to us, bby.  We’ll give you all the facts you need.

    Craig.  Don’t fight it, baby.  Shhh.  Just come.

    We’ll teach you some new facts.

    Don’t worry about Rick, baby.  

    Tonight, it’s all about you.

    o-oh

    Well, I’m turned on.

    Craig, ravish me.

    (via pookiebrr)

    Source: redzdoodlez

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    pookie-is-a-corewhore:

    spacedoesnotexist:

    pookie-is-a-corewhore:

    factualromance:

    redzdoodlez:

    pookie-is-a-corewhore:

    rubitinmyeyes:

    redzdoodlez:

    ((All in good fun))

    MORE FACTS

    FINGERNAILS GROW FOUR TIMES FASTER THAN TOENAILS

    oh shut up Craig you know you want us ;D

    Craig… shhhh.  Shhhhh.  Just come to us, bby.  We’ll give you all the facts you need.

    Craig.  Don’t fight it, baby.  Shhh.  Just come.

    We’ll teach you some new facts.

    Don’t worry about Rick, baby.  

    Tonight, it’s all about you.

    (via pookiebrr)

    Source: redzdoodlez

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    pookie-is-a-corewhore:

    factualromance:

    redzdoodlez:

    pookie-is-a-corewhore:

    rubitinmyeyes:

    redzdoodlez:

    ((All in good fun))

    MORE FACTS

    FINGERNAILS GROW FOUR TIMES FASTER THAN TOENAILS

    oh shut up Craig you know you want us ;D

    Craig… shhhh.  Shhhhh.  Just come to us, bby.  We’ll give you all the facts you need.

    Craig.  Don’t fight it, baby.  Shhh.  Just come.

    We’ll teach you some new facts.

    (via pookiebrr)

    Source: redzdoodlez

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    revolvercocksalot asked: May I give you a hug, Fact Sphere? You are the best sphere and should be showered with love and affection and possibly candlelit dinner... lots of very nice things. Only the best things. *blushes, smiling shyly*

    Fact: All of these statements are quite correct, and the Fact Sphere appreciates your well-placed affections. Yes, you are authorized for a hug.

  8.   Fact: This statement… is very correct.

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    Fact: This statement… is very correct.

    Source: redzdoodlez

  9.   redzdoodlez:

More Fact and Adventure, my fav characters.
Inspired by a pic I saw on my dash, just a quick doodle.

Fact: I was trying to inform him about spontaneous combustion… that is, until he said he wanted to try it.

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    redzdoodlez:

    More Fact and Adventure, my fav characters.

    Inspired by a pic I saw on my dash, just a quick doodle.

    Fact: I was trying to inform him about spontaneous combustion… that is, until he said he wanted to try it.

    Source: redzdoodlez

  10.   redzdoodlez:

Core sketchdump, featuring Wheatley!

Fact: The Fact Sphere looks rather dashing in pinstriped vests.

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    redzdoodlez:

    Core sketchdump, featuring Wheatley!

    Fact: The Fact Sphere looks rather dashing in pinstriped vests.

    Source: redzdoodlez